merlin:

“Automobile?”

• No, I can’t stop saying it over and over.

• Yes, saying it makes my daughter and me laugh uproariously.

• No, I’m not particularly proud of this.

• Yes, it makes an awesome ringtone.

• No, you shouldn’t download it and use it.

• Yes, you should unfollow me. As usually.

If you need a notification dong* from the same period, see my submitted Songpart from many months ago. Makes a great SMS notifier.

*yes.