I rarely pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine because I don’t always appreciate the depth and subtlety of the flavors and also because I drop the bottle in the parking lot and have to stand there awkwardly staring at the spill while I debate whether it’s worth licking the concrete for.
#FMM (Fuck my Malbec)
Bounty, the quicker picker-upper-and-squeezer-into-mouther.
buy expensive wine...I’m afraid I’ll like it.
quicker picker-upper-and-squeezer-into-mouther.